Scenario OneMe: Where are our keys?
The Wife: In my bag.
Me: :: looks inside :: Where exactly?
The Wife: In one of the compartments.
Me: :: continues looking :: There must be a dozen pockets here. You look for it.
The Wife: :: reaches without looking, takes out keys and gives me the look ::
Me: ehehe...
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Scenario Two
Me: Where are our keys?
The Wife: In my bag.
Me: :: looks inside :: Where exactly?
The Wife: In one of the side compartments.
Me: :: continues looking :: There are six side pockets, inside and out!
The Wife: :: reaches without looking, takes out keys and gives me the look ::
Me: ehehe...
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Scenario Three
The Wife: I need P1,000
Me: I'm out. Get my ATM card from my wallet.
The Wife: :: looks inside :: Where exactly?
Me: :: grins :: In one of the compartments.
The Wife: :: continues looking :: There are pockets everywhere
Me :: reaches without looking, takes out card and gives the wife the look ::
The Wife: ehehe... love you
Me: Yabang mo kasi e.
A friendly advice for women everywhere: guys are bad at sifting through your things. AND apparently, so are you! LOL!
Where's Waldo? page from unrealitymag.com
