Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Women and bags

Scenario One

Me: Where are our keys?

The Wife: In my bag.

Me: :: looks inside :: Where exactly?

The Wife: In one of the compartments.

Me: :: continues looking :: There must be a dozen pockets here. You look for it.

The Wife: :: reaches without looking, takes out keys and gives me the look ::

Me: ehehe...

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Scenario Two

Me: Where are our keys?

The Wife: In my bag.

Me: :: looks inside :: Where exactly?

The Wife: In one of the side compartments.

Me: :: continues looking :: There are six side pockets, inside and out!

The Wife: :: reaches without looking, takes out keys and gives me the look ::

Me: ehehe...

__________________________

Scenario Three

The Wife: I need P1,000

Me: I'm out. Get my ATM card from my wallet.

The Wife: :: looks inside :: Where exactly?

Me: :: grins :: In one of the compartments.

The Wife: :: continues looking :: There are pockets everywhere

Me :: reaches without looking, takes out card and gives the wife the look ::

The Wife: ehehe... love you

Me: Yabang mo kasi e.

A friendly advice for women everywhere: guys are bad at sifting through your things. AND apparently, so are you! LOL!

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5 comments:

The King said...

ulol!

wendi said...

the exact scenes happen to mike and me all the time. as in yan mismo. hahaha. ganito ba talaga lahat ng magasawa?!

The King said...

haha i guess! sobrang nakakawindang.

Unknown said...

happened to kim and me too! :))

Frances said...

and that is why the hubby has his own keys!

i LOLed at "the look." i can see her doing it!

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